Unquotable Quotes

On Burping Babies…

AT: “I met a cute baby last night. It was being burped and fed while I was there.” CHC: “I don’t understand, what happens if ¬†you don’t burp the baby, does it explode? I mean, can’t they burp themselves?” AT: “I guess it’s like a volcano. You gotta let some gas out or it will [...]

AT (in reference to¬†Channing Tatum from Magic Mike): “Do you think he’s hotter than you?” CHC: “Uh, he’s more genetically gifted…bastard.”