1.) Breakfast isn’t just a morning affair. Afternoon breakfast is also acceptable.
2.) The idea of having a dog strikes you as too much responsibility.
3.) Your car is like an adopted child. You have no idea what it’s had done or hasn’t had done.
4.) You have the Chinese food delivery place on speed dial.
5.) You leave shoes everywhere but the closet.
6.) Adults: can’t find a sock. Non-adults: can’t find a shoe.
7.) When your parents come to visit, they have to buy you basic things like a toaster.
8.) When you host a dinner party, everyone gets a different type of plate.
9.) You think you can have dinner ready in 40 minutes and end up serving it an hour later than you’re supposed to.
10.) You leave dishes in the sink. The adult thing to do would be to wash them before you go to bed.
11.) You’re idea of a good movie is a sequel. Also, you tend to strictly watch movies in the Oscars’ technical categories: sound editing (Transformers), best visual effects (Iron Man 2), editing (The Bourne Ultimatum).
12.) You don’t pay for cable since you waste your time on the internet.